Mastiffs are Life Sized

Meet Kashmir.

She. Is. Huge.

And by far one of my favorites because she is completely unaware of her size. She romps around like she is a 30 pound pup but she is more likely 100+ pounds. Many dogs run in terror from her because she comes bounding at them flopping her gums full of drool.

I mean, just look at how long her legs are! Who knew that some dogs could come in human life sized form. The thing that makes her so hillarious is that she is only maybe 9 months old, so she wants to run around and wrestle like a puppy would, but other dogs don't know what to do! It's like that movie Jack, where Robin Williams grows 4 times as fast and none of the kids his age know what to do in his presence. One day she came up to me and lifted her foot and nudged me with it, and I had a bruise the next day. When she comes in I am so friggin excited to see her, I run out to her and start talking to her in my dog voice and she just starts wiggling all 100+pounds of herself. It is quite a sight to see!

One day, I decided to measure just how big Miss Kashmir is. And I found out that if I came packaged as a dog, I would be Kashmir. Her paws are the same size as my hands, and she has a 8 1/2 size foot. Don't believe me? Check it out...

Let's face it... big girls are more fun.